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December 28, 2011
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“No Go, Daddy!”: Santorum Surges as Kim Goes Down on Threatened Strait 

Tags: Kim Jong-il GoDaddy SOPA Rick Santorum Strait of Hormuz

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December 27, 2011

Confident Consumers Shut Down 100 Kmarts with Brawl at the Mall, Forcing Sen. Nelson to Withdraw Syrian Tanks a Record-Breaking 5,087 Yards

Tags: Consumer Confidence Drew Brees Dan Marino Senator Ben Nelson Syria Mall of America Kmart Sears

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December 13, 2011
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Grenade-Throwing Rich White Guy Builds Massive Space Plane to Escape Debate Over Banning Drivers Who Talk to Much

Tags: Belgian Shooting Cellphone Ban Donald Trump GOP Debates Grenades NTSB New Gingrich Paul Allen space plane

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December 12, 2011
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Headless Dolphins and Music Exec’s Death in Hollywood Bring Back Fear Factor as Canada Quits Kyoto, Forcing High Court into Immigration Debate

Tags: Miami Dolphins Hollywood Shootout Fear Factor Joe Rogan Canada Kyoto Protocol Supreme Court Immigration

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December 08, 2011

Chris Paul Trade Excitement Dampened by Another Deadly Day at Va. Tech as Corzine Defends Blowing Millions to Bring Pujols to CA.

Tags: Chris Paul Jon Corzine Virginia Tech Shooting Albert Pujols

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December 07, 2011
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US Sets Record For Disasters with Blago Sentencing, New Penn State Pederasty Charges and Unleashed Zuckerberg Puppy Pix

Tags: Disasters Rod Blagojevich Penn State Jerry Sandusky Mark Zuckerburg Mark Zuckerberg Facebook

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December 06, 2011
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Grounded Baldwin Has “Words with Friends” Protesting Putin, Despite Diamond-Covered Support from Populist Obama 

Tags: Putin Obama Words with Friends Alec Baldwin Victoria's Secret

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December 05, 2011
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First Lost Drone Delivers Late Winehouse’s Last Album to Second Earth

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December 02, 2011
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Jobs Up, Payroll Tax Cuts Down as Stock Market Celebrates Britney’s Big Three-Oh.

Tags: Payroll Tax Cut Unemployment Stock Market Britney Spears

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December 01, 2011

Mobile Carriers Probably Knew Al Qaeda Nabbed Aid Worker on Windy World AIDS Day

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Tags: Carrier IQ Al Qaeda Santa Ana Winds World AIDS Day